Baked Alaskan Pipeline

After screwing yourself with a frozen turd you smoke it and get high as fuck. Like a soft sweaty cigar covered in nuts.

Mmmm, nutty. Cough cough. This Baked Alaskan Pipeline is really dense. I've totally got the munchies now.

by Princess Buzzkill December 3, 2010

short bus baking

When someone tries to bake something and after looking at it, you swear it was baked by a retard who rode the short bus to school

"Man, BB's pie was short bus baked!"

by HJ September 28, 2004

clam bake

a lously musical performance full of sour or mispitched notes.

Dude #1: Did you hear the band concert last night?

Dude #2: Yeah- it really sucked. What a friggen clam bake.

by brass vulture February 8, 2010

wake n bake

When someone dies and they have a viewing (wake) and then are immediately cremated without any funeral.

No one really cared when she died, so the family just held a wake n bake.

by kajoe October 10, 2008

Boston Baked Clam

a sexual position in where a male squats with his arms out in front. a female is positioned underneath the man, lickin ass, a.k.a. tossin the salad

Jane was giving Bill a boston baked clam last night when he farted.

by CockWild November 25, 2009

Easy Bake Pussy

when Robert Downey JR needs to bake his baguettes so he uses your pussy as an oven to make it cook quicker

person 1: "oh my god i smell bread!!"
person 2: "that's my Easy Bake Pussy!! RDJ slid that baguette right in and i heated it up real good with a light butter coating gurl!"

by azealia wanks June 9, 2018

snake n bake

a snowboard crew in the midwest that cuts in front of people while snowboarding and later smokes pot

Snake n bake is killing it for life.

by snaker420 April 15, 2011