back beard

when hair runs from the lower back down the crack of your ass

is that guy rideing a horse or is that just his back beard.

by KY Kid June 25, 2006

Back Sack'n'Crack

Three words defining the hair removal procedures involved in hair salons of a male from the areas of the carpet back, ballsack and butt crack.

Usually coupled with a hairless jock area.

'You're a fucking hairy cunt'
'No way dude, I'm off on a jolly this weekend at a health spa. As part of the package I'm getting the 'ole back sack'n'crack'
'I hear that'

by Krikpoh Kneebracket January 24, 2007

wooly back

Uneducated scousers have a tendancy to call anyone outside of Liverpool a wool or wooly back.

Educated scousers understand that the term derives from textile production during the 19th century in Lancashire, more specifically St.Helens folk.

Ah he`s a fuckun wool lid!
Fuckun scruffy wooly back twats!

by wool dog February 05, 2011

back-splatter

Noun. The high-velocity pattern made by liquid fecal matter on the back of the toilet above the waterline. This pattern is formed when one has an uncontrolled evacuation of the bowels as he or she is in the process of sitting down and is still in a leaning-forward position. Because the movement associated with this phenomenon is usually time-consuming, the resulting back-splatter typically dries and will not come off when the toilet if flushed. Back-splatter usually lasts until physically removed with a brush and Comet.

Man, I know Al has been in here today, there's already back-splatter on the toilet.

by Duckmeat March 09, 2005

back talking

To be rude to your elders or disrespectful when ask to do something

Father: Clean up your room
Son: But I don't want to I just cleaned it
Father: Boy don't be back talking me get it done

by cflem August 07, 2015

Comb That Back

A phrase used as an expression of shock or disbelief. Usually used in unusual circumstances in which one may be skeptical that the speaker has been heard correctly.

example 1.

Girl #1: What?!? Lisa's dating Drake?? Comb that back!
Girl #2: mmhmm girl no lie!

Example 2.

Boy: Wait! Comb that back! How much did you say that ring cost??
Girl: Come on! it's not THAT much

by Liviea July 09, 2009

Back Shot

A man positions himself behind his partner, and inserts his d*ck into his woman's vagina from behind. She's usually bending over something, or on her hands and knees. The guy can then pull her hair, and use her boobies for handles.

My favorite sexual postion is doggy style!

by NetProtocal July 29, 2005