ACAB

All cocks are big

Girl: Size doesn’t matter ACAB
Boy: Wow! i think i should wife her

by wumper November 4, 2020

alabama crop circle

when a bunch of hicks (preferably from alabama) take family members into fields and have a circle jerk. The last hick that blows their load on their family member gets cornholed by seeing how many cobs of corn can fit in their ass by the winning kin folk.

my ass hurts after losing last nights alabama crop circle... my sister just didnt look as good as she usually does...

by Pepperonni Steve August 24, 2009

alabama slam-her

Having Sex with a distant cousin

"Dude i had sex with tina" "Man shes your cousin you alabama slam-her!"

by Levi K February 7, 2007

alabama crab daddy

While giving head the girl fondles the balls almost tickling them. Before he cums she bites down on the cock.

Bitch gave me an alabama crab daddy!

by Chauncy Peppertooth November 9, 2007

University of Alabama

The University of Alabama is a state funded college in the state of Alabama. Basically, it sucks donkey balls for pesos. They got abandoned by one football coach and then had to fire another because he hired a whore. Their football team sucks. They have a mascot of an elephant, yet their battle call is "Roll Tide" What the fuck is a tide? Are they gonna do our laundry?

University of Alabama lost to Auburn 17-7.

by Lurch May 4, 2003

Alabama pigeon drop

A sexual escapade involving 3 members, one of which dresses in a giant pigeon suit. Two of the members will participate in any form of casual sex, while the third member dressed in the giant pigeon suit defecates on the other two members while in the act of sex. It is also common for the third member to be screaming at the top of there lungs and making various bird noises while making stool on the other two members.

Brian: Dude i could of swore i heard moaning and screaming coming from the neighbors last night
Chris: They were probably doing the Alabama pigeon drop

by a7xbuckeye99 April 25, 2011

alabamian hotpocket

The act of shitting into a girl's vagina, and eating it back out

Bro #1: "yo I just broke up wit my girl cuz she wanted me to give her an Alabamian Hotpocket"
Bro #2: "shit sucks bro"

by DCI_Guy July 14, 2017