G.R.P (Golden Retriever Puppy)

The happiest thing or person in the world. Someone who exudes energy.

Ben: "hey that guy is so happy today"
Tim:"Yeaa man he's such a G.R.P (Golden Retriever Puppy)"

by jrobby9999 June 6, 2017

Raping a dead puppy

Attacking a defenceless being

By bothering telling that girl she is stupid you might as well be raping a dead puppy

by Samysam September 18, 2006

puppy dog eyes emoji

when you wanna say please or when someone is being cute

someone says i love you and you don't know how to answer but you are touched: *insert puppy dog eyes emoji*

by reaching out hand emoji December 17, 2019

butt puppy hand jobber

it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence

CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha

by Dylowned August 30, 2005

tiny baby puppy paws

The ultimate cure for depression. Say it with tears streaming down your face and they will purify your s o u l.

"Hey man why're you crying??"
"My dog is just died"
"Just say tiny baby puppy paws and you'll be fine you weak bitch"
"it worked, hazzah!!"

by raptornoise July 7, 2017

Puppy Ass Gas Pass

The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.

Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!

by RichieP November 8, 2008

you just fucked the puppy.

you destroyed something very important, or fucked something up very bad.

dude.... you just fucked the puppy.

by canadasucks400 September 28, 2009