Wookie

A person who is repulsively ugly, are overweight, have little to no capacity for intelligence, have poor hygeine, and cure their vision problems through digusting looking glasses. Wookies often have poor taste in nearly everything, from clothing, art, cuisine, to even automobiles and wine. Wookies like to pretend they are intelligent by being the first to speak in social and academic settings, and often their minions, Ewoks, shake thier heads in amazed agreement, as if Jesus Christ himself was speaking. Wookies often travel in packs and are close relatives to Hutts. Wookies can be observed in their natural habitat in public eating areas such as cafeterias, restaurants, or sneaking slop from the pig trough at the State Fair.

Keith: "Hey Paul, it's that fuckin ugly bitch we hate!"
Paul: "Wookie!"

Phil: "This fucking wookie's ass is taking my up seat!"

by Big Man Philly December 16, 2008

woogie

small white bumps that pop up for no reason. usually on knees

julia has like 5 woogies and theyre really cool

by studmuff July 31, 2005

the wookie

when you are doin it missionary and you arch back and begin the wookie mating call just like chewy.

we were doin it again, i got bored, so i mixed it up with a little star wars shit....the wookie

by Shiblet February 6, 2008

Wookie

It is simply a big bitch, not really gross or anything just a very large bitch.

"Look at the size of that Wookie , I can't believe you fucked her!"

by JaySlang July 16, 2005

woodina

A stake pounder used to pound tree stakes into the ground. it is a hollow metal tube with handles.

Bob hit himself in the head with the woodina when he missed the stake.

by lindsay matthews December 24, 2007

Whoopie

When you are doing anal and "the butt" makes that loud flapping noise

Where is the Craziest place you've made whoopie? -Kevin Malone

by Sewerhobo69 November 14, 2016

Harboring A Wookie

Straining on the toilet to release an over-sized piece of crap causing you to exclaim "wraaaaaauuuugh" (meaning "Mommmmy!" in Kashykk-speak); when the offending fecal matter is finally released and inspected before flushing, it is covered in ripped out butt-hairs.

From the WC: "Wraaaaaauuuuuugh!!!!"
Joe: "Hey, is that Bob in there?"
Betsy: "Oh, yeah, sounds like he is Harboring a Wookie again...maybe he needs a laxative?"

by ChewbaccaPooey May 6, 2009