Street wizard

Questionable Homeless person off of Harrison Avenue. Might be wearing a red worn beanie and stolen converses.

Also often seen smoking crack.

Did you guys see that street wizard starting a fire?

by Streetis wizus May 5, 2024

Ciggy-Wizard

One apon a time,

There was a great kingdom, ruled by a mighty king. The king had three noble knights, he also had mystical wizard…

Keep looking.

He is the Ciggy-Wizard.

by THeJ3sTeR December 3, 2021

wizard

cool, great, amazing, surprisingly good

That's so wizard

by 00shmate March 9, 2024

wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made

"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"

by Serbian crab March 14, 2024

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024

history wizard

A stupid Jew, who says stupid things on TikTok

Guy one: did you hear that the history wizards wife has a boyfriend
Guy two: just another history wizard classic⚡️⚡️

by Taintphister March 28, 2024

Wizard

No. Wizards learn and/or study magic. Sorcerers have magic inherently. Warlocks make contracts with minor deities or demons or eldritch creatures in exchange for magic.

Iam "So I would be a Sorcerer. Not a Wizard. Gege got it right. BUUUT! I'm also a Demi-God and/or Djinn and, therefore, anyone who took the essence loan would be one of my Warlocks. Now, Jordan Peterson would be a Wizard."

Jordan Peterson casts Vapid Extirpation!

The Jews cast Silence

Everyone else casts Dissonant Whispers

Hym Iam 😑🫵----------->🫵

by Hym Iam January 23, 2026