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Bird Watching

A Noncey and perverted act that people call fun or very interesting.
Hey dad can you take me bird watching tommorow?

My hobby is bird watching
by Squidward The Tentacles October 21, 2019
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Congo Wrist Watch

Wrapping the shaft of one's penis over one's wrist, creating the illusion that one is wearing a flesh colored wrist watch. The goal is to get someone to stare in confusion until they realize they are staring at your schlong.
Hey, do you know what time it is? Sure let me just take a look at my congo wrist watch.
by T Biz Rockahara August 5, 2011
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Golden Frog Watch

A particular, horrible sexual term that can mean so many inappropriate things. Mainly directed to a girl eating lunch with a group of friends. The girl that the term is directed to is not personal, but true. It involves anybody using frogs to get high during sex. The frogs must be of high price hence to word "Golden". While high, the users, or user, will use the frog to fill any hole not occupied with the mans penis. Many frogs can be used more than once. The word "watch" does not mean seeing, but it actually means like a wristwatch. After experiencing orgasm, or more commonly known as, "Jizzin on dat hoe", you would wipe up the semen with the watch, and the girl would then slide the watch on her wrist and say, "This cum drippin down ma wrist is a signal for me to go. The frog must stay in, or on the empty "hole" until she gets in the car. That is a golden frog watch.
"Me and Jenny had the nicest Golden Frog Watch last Night"
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"Im sorry sir, your wife died from the golden frog watch."
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
by hand_in_pants May 16, 2022
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watch party

A party where the guys all put there watches is a bowl and the ladies draw watches. The owner of the watch and the girl then go to a room and get their freak on together.
"I am going to a watch party this weekend, I hope the ugly chick doesn't draw my watch"

"Dude, Lauran drew my watch at the party last night, she is one crazy freak in the sack."
by Lusty McLester January 6, 2006
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wetchef

A word used to descrive ugly
"Wow look at them saggy wetchef tits!"
"Wow Wetchef is a whore bag"
by Jak Oed <3 August 21, 2006
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Watch this bro

Statement made by a bogan, most often of Middle Eastern descent before pulling an epic drift or burnout in his VL Commodore.
The remark is commonly followed by a wreck of sorts which prompts the purchase of another Holden of the 80s or 90s variety, thus repeating history.
Mohamed: WATCH THIS BRO!!1!!

*rips burnout, loses control into lamp post*

Ali: Faaark bro, we're defs going to Car City tomorrow cuz
by Squidzie January 3, 2011
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