wholesome

pure, kind soul who just wants to spread love, positivity, and wants nothing but happiness for and with you. loves hard in the purest form of love. someone who wants to make your cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing. would wipe your tears when you’re in a bad place, and sing you to sleep while planting a kiss on your forehead. angel incarnate. none of that fake fuckboy or fake wholesome shit on sad (yeah, we know, the jig is up for you schemers) p.s. never settle for anything less than wholesome; love yourself instead while waiting for someone who will love you more than you love yourself

“woah did you see bts’s new song?” “yeah they said nothing’s stronger than a boy with luv, that’s wholesome af” “i want someone to love me like how bts loves army uwu”

by vivyy April 12, 2019

wholesome guy

really good pvp'er. possibly the best way to describe an amazing person.

Holyentity is such a wholesome guy. Heh.

by ravvage October 11, 2010

whale and pufferfish

a satisfying sexual position in which the woman is laying on the bed with her legs up and around the male's torso allowing deep penetration.

This position is crazy and will allow both parties to climax very quickly. To start off this position, the woman will lie down on the bed, with her head on a pillow. Then she will raise her hips and take her weights on her shoulders and neck. The man will then kneel down in front of her . He will use both his hands to hold her buttock for support and control the movement. The woman every five seconds blows air into her cheeks and lets the spikes protrude from her back. She has become feral. At this point, the whale must calm and soothe the fearful and powerful pufferfish. The whale bellows deeply as the pufferfish slowly releases air through her nose valve...while slowly removing the last of their clothes. Then they do it donkey style; the point when the whale and pufferfish become one in congress

by sexgoddess February 8, 2008

Whale Wars

A documentary based show on animal planet, starring a team of incompetent "eco-warriors" on their quest to stop Japanese whaling in the Southern Antarctic. These people value the lives of a completely abundant species of whale, the minke whale, more than their own with such comments as "if I die saving even one whale I don't care". Every episode gets more retarded, with such fuckups as dropping the lifeboat line prematurely almost killing half crew in season 1, blowing the engine of the boat at the end of season 1 due to no trained mechanic being on board, letting their helicopter fall into disuse due to lack of maintenance, ramming the heavy steel Japanese trawlers with their incredibly weak-hulled "Steve-Irwin" boat and terrorizing Japenese crewmen with glass bottles and flash bang grenades. The show progressively becomes more retarded, with such tactics as throwing stinking butter on the deck of the trawlers in order to taint meat making it un-profitable, driving directly into ice-fields a few miles north of the Antarctic nearly sinking the ship and killing the entire crew...

"Whale Wars was on lastnight"
"Did you watch it?"
"Yeah the captain paul watson heard about japanese whalers so he immediately went to his cabin to sleep on the idea while the rest of the crew did nothing"

"lol"

by Noel18 May 19, 2010

Whale Tail

When a girl sits down and her thong shows.

Damn that chick be whale tailing.

by Meow Mixxer February 10, 2010

Epic Fail Whale

1) When things fail so bad that not even the phrase "Epic Fail" will work

2) The point of which things suck beyond a "fail whale"

3) When attempting something stupid and failing

!) Bluefir111: I saw a building in San francisco that was called "Epic" I wanted to run up to the building and spray pain "Fail" at the end of it, but I got caught.

Ice Queen: Wow that is an Epic Fail Whale.

by bluefir111 July 12, 2009

Whale watching

The act of laying down naked and trying to give yourself an erection without touching it. As you go from flaccid to hard your penis will flop back and forth over the edge of your gut. Like a whale breaching water.

I spent all afternoon whale watching and procrasturbatin

by NakedTyler January 7, 2013