Wanker

Whoever is filthy, a fucking no good scumbag bitch-ass hoe is considered a wanker. Wankers are the worst douchebags on this fucking strange-ass Earth. Beware though, there are also hidden wankers, the ones who seem like the kindest mother-fucking bitch could be the scummiest bitch-ass whore.

"Aw no, he's just a filthy wanker!"

by Chumhandle November 8, 2017

wanker

a really good looking person

wow! the guy over there is a real wanker!

by dragonhunter44 July 14, 2019

wanker

A lead guitar player whose leads are characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously (basically simulating masturbation). Generally a derogatory term.

who's so intoewhose leads

Like we wanna watch him masturbate on stage, what a turn-off, he's such a wanker!

by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022

Castle wanker

To communaly Ijacuculate in the attempt of building a cum castle

Hey' Harry, that guy's a real intuitive castle wanker

by Not.me.definitely January 2, 2022

purple wanker

a purple wanker is the only of its kind. it likes to get naked and paint itself purple and run out in public and scream LOOK IM A PURPLE WANKER

look at that guy over there i bet he is a purple wanker

by The Wap Goblin May 17, 2016

wankers mouth

Some alpha Irish traveller slams for sexy hippy pirate guys

Fuck man you suck a wankers mouth Grrrrr

by Shnookywook July 17, 2023

weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by Brady boio March 1, 2019