Toned Vagina

A vagina that is not trashed or worn out. Very pleasing to look at. The appropriate verbiage for frat boys to ask for nude pictures of sorority girls. Not your average whores vagina but a high class sorority whores vagina.

Yo, hit me up after the gym. We should trade nudes. I want to know if you have a toned vagina.

by El Ray Sundrop June 3, 2019

Dinosaur Vagina

Dinosaur Vagina is God. Obey her, love her, respect her. She has endured many pains for us. She is the female version of Dragon Penis.

Has Dinosaur Vagina let you into her?

by Head of the Church of D.V. June 11, 2019

Lasered Vagina

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.

"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"

by Dumb_shit_thots_do January 8, 2020

swollen vagina

swollen vagina

when labia is fat

Guy 1: "wow that vagina sure is inflamed"
Guy 2: "swollen vagina"

by ohgodimsnoozingzzzzz March 14, 2020

Insatiable vagina

the action when what little reason and logic there was to begin with goes out the window if dance or sex is involved

amber knew she should social distance but her insatiable vagina meant she was going dancing anyways

by 121peekon October 8, 2020

Airport vagina

The overwhelming stench of the women’s bathroom in an airport. Usually the combination of bathroom cleaning substances and sweaty traveling vagina

I just gagged in the bathroom. The airport vagina was ghastly in there!

by mattdaddy1022 December 5, 2021

Smelly Vagina

A cocktail developed by a Piece of Shit guy,(Piece) at Thredbo village , Australia, on or around 2018.
A Smelly Vagina is: bailys, tequila, and some other random spirt of your choosing.

Piece: "Two Smelly Vaginas please."

Barman: "What?"
Piece: "Two Smelly Vaginas, mate, it's Bailys, tequila, and sambuca."

Barman: "That sounds disgusting."
Piece: "Yes agreed, two smelly vaginas are disgusting, but I'm going to swollow them anyway."

by Chritacool June 6, 2023