sea turtle mouth

In the popular YouTube show Good Mythical Morning Rhett and Link use the wheel of mythicality they land on a "do not google this" card if you look it up you will see many spike like teeth in the mouth of a leatherback turtle

Random guy:hey don't look up sea turtle mouth

Guy: ok I Won't

A few minutes later

Guy: ok let see what he was talking about

by Blaster80 February 3, 2018

Embracing The Turtle

To engage and specificaly indulge ones self in the illicit act of smoking wacky tobacky, herb, marijuana, or hash hishe.

Bartholomuel and I were rather discombobulated after a long evening of Embracing The Turtle.

by MP Schott August 24, 2007

turtled

To truck someone in a football game and place the opposing player directly on his back.

Damn! Peyton Hillis just turtled ol' boy, look, he's laying on his back right now!

by Big Curt55 November 30, 2010

awkward turtle

The "Awkward Turtle" is used during the present moment of a situation at hand. You may use it under the table at a diner outing to relieve some of the awkward tension, or on your way to the restroom as you excuse yourself from the awkward moment. The Awkward Turtle is also used in conjunction with the Awkward Antlers when re-telling the aforementioned events.

In the Situation: As you hug your Ex, you do the awkward turtle behind his back.

by JesChel August 26, 2006

turtle shells

a drug that can seriously mess you up. some say it comes from the eggs shells of turtles from madagacar so that's why it's so hard to get, but others claim it's made by heating up a very rare certain type of fungus, one that when it is heated, takes a form similar to that of the shell of a turtle. taking one turtle shell can greatly increase dopamine uptake in the brain and send the user on an unbelievable trip. there are no known addictive properties, however there can be damaging long-term effects to the brain and CNS.

Man, I did turtle shells last week, and it was the most insane trip I have ever been on...I was absolutely shell-shocked.

by shibton3982 August 12, 2006

turtleneck sweater

A type of garment worn by either men or women who are particularly prudent or arrogant.

Sally's mom is so uptight, she's always wearing a turtleneck sweater.

by Hobbit Meat April 5, 2007

turtle god

the god of a religion that is not yet widly known. Founded by high schoolers in florida. They worship the turtles. The sign of their god is yet to be determined for it is a small group. they also "admire" women and is known that normally the worshiper's are thereapist like.

Jim-do u beleive in the turtle god?

Billy- hell yes best religion theree is.

by jaggejack June 19, 2008