albuquerque turkey leg

The act of filling a vagina with gravy, dipping a drumstick in it, and eating it.

Your mother and i shared a delicious albuquerque turkey leg together last night.

by blackjiggy January 25, 2011

Cum Turkey

Before Thanksgiving, A man gets so unbelievably horny that he pounds the thanksgiving turkey.

John - "Dude, my wife wouldn't give me any pooty-tang, so I did the ol' cum turkey."

Bill - "NO WONDER THE TURKEY IS STUCK TO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH!"

by Richard Quipe November 17, 2007

Turkish Cyclist

A Turk that buys an extremely expensive stationary (spinning) bike, never uses, and then tries to peddle rent money from buddies who want to use it.

That cheap turkish cyclist wants to charge me money to use the spinning bike.

by Seaabass November 5, 2009

Turku maneuver

"the Turku maneuver", "do the Turku", "the Turku style"

International slang term for smuggling drugs or other tiny objects in one's rectum. Originates from the Finnish phrase, "Turku on Suomen persereikä", as in "Turku is the anus of Finland".

May also refer to anal intercourse.

May also refer to a gay couple.

"Dayme, d'you see that? He passed the customs with the Turku maneuver."

"I've done the Turku so many times it's become a natural."

"The Turku style has become much more popular lately."

by Zarigus November 24, 2011

Turkin

To masturbate whilst defecating; from the colloquial "turd" and "jerking off"

her: what you up to?

me: oh not much, just turkin
her: you're twerking...at home?
me: no, i'm jerking off while taking a shit. sup?

by theZilla May 23, 2015

jive turkey

its an old 70's term used to describe someone who thinks they're kool or hott but really isn't.

"That guy is such a jive turkey!"

by AlabamaGurl October 18, 2003

turkish turd

A large, constipated, dry turd that stretches the anus to a point that may be sexually arousing.

Ever since I had that turkish turd, I'm very open to anal sex.

by Nikolai Jerkov July 9, 2007