toolhead

Noun. UK & US /'tu l.hed/
An self-centred twat whose head is so far up their anus that they have to eat their own bullshit to survive.

My boss is such a toolhead; every time he walks by, I air-wank him.

by Ben. E. Factor June 15, 2015

Cock Tool

One who is enslaved by the fallic object known as the penis. A compound of two slang words, "tool" and "cock".

Yo that kid was talking trash about you what a cock tool.

by RabidPanda October 21, 2003

toolie

Someone who goes to Schoolies but isn't leaving school that year.

"Mel is a tool - she isn't leaving school but is going to schoolies anyway."

by MrAnonymous November 4, 2004

tool

A person who has a big head but not much to show for it. Kind of an asshole, but sometimes loveable at the same time. Cocky and pretentious, althouh they pretend not to be. Can occasionally be used as a term of endearment.

Paul McCartney
Emeril Lagasse
Yoko Ono
Bono (megatool)

God,andrew, you are such a freaking tool. Stop talking.
Hello, tool face! Where have you been? I miss you!

by Julia Marino May 17, 2006

toobsteak

In extremely large hard penis smuthered in underwear....

Alan likes toobsteak.

by Commissary Crew February 23, 2006

tool

someone who is capable of ruining a perfectly good evening my doing one simple thing that pisses everyone else in the group off.

i cant believe he just did that. he is acting like a complete tool right now.

by mr. tool June 24, 2006

tool shed

A place to "hwhack it." It is very important to emphasize the "h" at the beginning.

Butthead: Hey, Beavis, hu-hu, Mr. Anderson's coming.
Mr. Anderson: Hey! You boys better not be out there hwhackin in my tool shed!

by CapnCratch September 4, 2009