Taint dragger

The great white whale that used to do sound for really big box.

You gotta be dry fuckin' me. That dude is a taint dragger!

by JSS JAMES April 22, 2009

Tainted Jugs

A woman with not-so-pleasurable jugs.

Made initially up by YouTuber and comedian SergeantKelvin while playing the video game ZSGO (Zombie Survival Game Online).

It eventually turned into a meme, as many players have found Tainted Jugs littered in the game world. Some even sing along to the classic tune, Tainted Love by Soft Cell, replacing the word `Love` with `Jugs`.

She has some tainted jugs.

or

♫ Tainted jugs
Now I know I've got to run away
I've got to get away ♪

by TaintedJugs April 5, 2024

gutter taint

Occurs when swamp ass juice has dripped down into the taint area

Damn, my swamp ass has upgraded to full blown gutter taint.

I pulled that girls panties off and she had the worst gutter taint stank.

by judichop87 May 1, 2016

Ogre Taint

An extreme case of genital chafing that is supplemented by poor hygiene and extreme physical activity. Side effects include, but are not limited to: swamp ass, excessive smegma, raw gooch, and a burning sensation from the upper thighs to the sphincter.

After a three day camping trip in the woods, Timmy had a severe case of ogre taint.

Christopher was in dire need of a shower in order to scrape the funk off his ogre taint following his five mile run.

by Rainbow socks 1101 October 11, 2015

taint leakage

When lying on your stomach, said person decides to fart. After releasing a leaky river of shit, it creams down their taint.

Bro, I was eating a gurl out and I got some serious taint leakage

by Brady_SquirtDaddy January 27, 2023

Prehensile Taint Tail

The Prehensile Taint Tail most commonly references the mysteries medical mutation in which a humanoid species has a powerful and versatile third appendage protruding from center of one taint which is medically decribed as a Gouch The only known example of this mutation belongs to the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Professional Wrestling Alliance.

"BY THE NAME OF OUR MOST IMPERIAL GALACTIC GRAND EMPEROR Sir West of Kanye is that homeless dude in the smelly bathrobes' DANGLY WANGLY a flipping and a flopping all over that Reptialian Guards' third eye?"

No silly goose! That's his Prehensile Taint Tail!

by Jonathan Q. Tork November 2, 2025

Taint humping

When you do not stand for anything but still want to seem you stand for both. Like the taint section in the middle of the conventional entry and the taboo entry.

He made a long speech but all in all is was taint humping the key issue.

by Nihimba November 2, 2025