shitty food

Man, this is some really shitty food. I should have cooked something for myself instead.
by vegted June 11, 2005
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food noob

The retards of Runescape, worse then a noob, or even a /b/tard. These guys have 1 defense and carry a full invetory of sharks. When they cant hit on someone because their defense is normal they start yelling out DEF NOOB DEF NOOB OMFG!@#!@#!@#! These guys ruined PVP because they think everyone should have 1 defense, therefore people with good armour will get turned down when fighting. The thing is, In a real war, you dont take off your armour and run around like an idiot
food noob:Hey you come fight me
regular person: ok
food noob: Hey why dont you take off all of your armour?
regular person: Um, No because you will kill me?
food noob: DEF NOOB DEF NOOB DEF NOOB!!!!!
by PERSON1231231235555555 June 21, 2009
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Got Food?

aka "Food Face", the oval of food surrounding the mouth that toddlers get from feeding themselves.
"Isn't that cute?", we laugh each time we see "Got Food?" on a toddler's face. The funniest thing of all is realizing that we ALL used to do that!
by Jeff & Sarah Goven December 27, 2006
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Homeschool Food

Food that public school kids would never eat. Homeschool Food tends to be a pale brown color. These foods include but are not limited to: Fig Newtons, Granola, Shredded Wheat, Wheat Thins, Kashi, and Angel Food Cake.
Roxanne (a public school girl): My mom puts HoHos in my lunch.

Reagen (a homeschool girl): HoHos? That sounds like a really inappropriate snack. My mom gives me Fig Newtons for treats but only if I give my best effort at my violin competitions.

Roxanne: Fig Newtons? Psh that's such a homeschool food.
by CGW October 01, 2009
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Food Myth

The little white lies women tell themselves in the pursuit of eating smarter or better. Usually when they settle for lesser options of foods they love or know are good for them.
Food Myth# 14 "It's still Pizza if I dab it with a napkin and pull off the cheese"

Food Myth# 74-"Salsa's a veggie"

Food Myth# 29-"Sprinkling kiwi slices on my frozen yogurt is a good lunch"
by Ima Hungry April 02, 2010
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fast food

one who is used as a hookup simply because of his/her close proximity to another person; a sexual fling based purely on convenience of location
-"Why are those two hooking up?"
-"She lives right below him; she's totally his fast food."
by fast food April 29, 2005
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Whole Foods

Not all hippies or self proclamed \"hippies\" eat whole foods, not all people who eat whole foods are hippy, vegetarian freeks. Whole foods is not a group of people.

Whole Foods are fruits, vegetables, legumes, grains that have not been processeed or their nature tampered with in any way. Whole foods have a greater amount of vitamins, minerals and enzymes because they have not been removed from processing. Examples: apples, broccoli, whole wheat rice, garlic cloves. Not frozen peas, canned tomatos, dehydrated peaches.
by cinderpit September 30, 2003
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