three brained eyeball

When you have a baby with your third-cousin

Friend: if you have a baby with them the kid will have a three brained eyeball

by Bertn'Ernie April 20, 2021

three legged antelope

A laydown: the weakest of the pack.
Generally referring to a person drunk enough to start making some bad decisions. Generally precluded the following morning with the "walk of shame"

Did you hear about Lou last night? He totally took down that three legged antelope!

by blacklung April 21, 2009

philadelphia three way

When you hook up with two brothers... Philadelphia is the city of brotherly love after all

Last night I had a Philadelphia Three Way with the Thiess brothers... it was awesome!

by judj August 6, 2017

Three Quarter Swap

In Swinging, the Three Quarters Swap is sex between two couples, where one woman may only have sex with her husband or the other female, but not the other male. So a man can have sex with his wife and the other woman, the other woman and the other male, or the other woman, but his wife may not have sex with the other male.

Hey baby, we're going swinging tonight, but we're only going to do a Three Quarter Swap. I don't want you messing around with any guys besides me!

by Tony "Tone" Booyah April 18, 2011

throwing up threes

you suck dick

"He is throwing up threes I knew he liked dick."

by Ball_Master69420 October 11, 2022

Three bananas for a æouro

A mimicry of the American accent by the one and only Mr Harry Styles, when he was in One Direction.

"Two bananas for a pound" -Harry
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAEE" -Niall
"Three bananas for a æouroo" -Harry
"Kheehehehe" -Zayn

by Yusi_ January 27, 2022

three cheese alfredo

One of the many things guys can do with each other when they're all secretly gay, but too pussy and insecure to admit it.

Three guys gather 'round a girl and simultaneously cum onto her hair.

Three guys, all naked, jacking off together. If that isn't latently homosexual, I don't know what is. The girl doesn't change that, and is obviously a front. Take her away, and you're presented with exactly what they all wish it was.

Guy 1: I was in a three cheese alfredo yesterday. It was so hot.

Guy 2: Especially when you got some splatter on yourself, right?

Guy 3: ... Hey!

by kjsdfvlksd July 7, 2010