Tethagoynerjina

An ancient deity who has a cult-like following that offers teeth to appease him.

Cult member 1: Hey Richard, you given Tethagoynerjina any teeth today?

Richard: Nah.

Cult member: Better do it or else we gotta kill ya!

by Pileofthink September 14, 2023

Tether

A term used by African and Caribbean immigrants to describe a small subset of African Americans that identify as FBA (Foundational Black American) who deny being the same race as an Africans because of their European last names, and believe Africans & Caribbeans are a bigger threat than the white supremacy that killed Martin Luther King. Because tether was often used as an insult against them, African Americans (FBA) and their leader Tariq Nasheed "reclaimed" the word. Tether can now be seen used amongst African Americans to insult Africans & Caribbeans.

African Americans who believe their ancestors were not Africans are tethers.

by Bobby Taylor Jones September 17, 2023

Tethie

an absolute weirdo, ngl. but we all love him anyway.

"dang, tethie's so fun to be around."
"ikr?? his gf is soooooooo lucky."

by kyukyu :p October 12, 2023

thehamlord

a unwashed man child who is bad at games and has an ego, he also hates tik tokers but loves "long poops" we know what he's really doing in the bathroom though.

thehamlord is streaming, lol what a bastard

by meanbitch69 December 29, 2023

[e-mail]

LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!!!!

I’ma proud Chicken

Hey [e-mail] you look very hot

by BigDadBoy January 29, 2024

Téthys

Téthys is the most iconic girl you'll ever meet. I mean she literally has the name of a goddess. She always smells like heaven, with gorgeous curly hair and enigmatic black eyes. Her voice is low and rocky, a sound you'd want to hear on repeat. Unfortunately for you, unless you pique her interest, she won't talk to you. In groups, she barely speaks. You might think she's the most mysterious girl on earth when, in reality, she's mostly socially anxious and undergoing adderall treatment. However, this only enhances the perception of her mystery. If you're fortunate enough to gain access to her, it means you're a remarkable person—congratulations. She possesses quiet strength, always calm and unbothered, but don't push her, or prepare yourself to go through the most humbling and life-questioning experience you've ever had. Extremely loyal, she is also funny, smart as hell and insanely attractive. She's literally everyone's crush. But good luck getting her attention; sometimes it feels like she has adhd or something. Her style is UNMATCHED; it always looks iconic, hot, and extremely cool. When meeting her, you'll always both feel nervous because of her intimidating beauty, but also chill and safe because of her soothing voice, her heart of gold, and her unjudgmental eyes. In short, she's the catch. You'll be the luckiest person if you ever get to have her in your life. Don't try to win her heart tho. It will piss her off.

Brad Pitt: I have a crush on someone... but I think she's out of my league.
Girl : ?? bro you're Brad Pitt no one is out of your league.
Brad Pitt: It's Téthys.
Girl : No one except Téthys.

by maddzmaddie January 29, 2024

thehamlord

a unwash incel who scared of water and hates tik tokers, also takes "long poops" at times,but we all know what he's really doing

thehamlord sits in his goon cave 24/7

by meanbitch69 February 8, 2024