the school where everyone thinks they’re the shit but really they just smell like it. where it smells like someone laid a toxic nuclear bomb from out of their asshole in every single hallway and where everything has to be airport related
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Girl:hey u no those mvms kids are all related
Girl 2:really!?! That weird
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Principal: Hey did you finally find the kids who are stealing the toilets?
Mr.Bell: Nope but I found a couple of queers in A-wing using anal beads and butt plugs.
Principal: Well this is Smithson Valley High School so....
Mr.Bell: Nope but I found a couple of queers in A-wing using anal beads and butt plugs.
Principal: Well this is Smithson Valley High School so....
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by Oxyplanet October 12, 2021
Get the Akron Valley Butterscotch Surprise mug.Tri-Valley high school is located in Dresden, Ohio. This school is full of people who either know everyone or no one. There are many cliques, and if your not a part of one, then the only reason anyone would know you is if they made fun of you. When one of the popular kids would find out your rich or good at sports they’re automatically nice to you. The school either has really clean people, or really stinky people that would wear the same clothes for 2 weeks straight, and don’t even know what deodorant is. Overall the school is filled with assholes, people who smell like shit, poor ass motherfuckers, popular girls and boys that think they’re the shit because they play sports, and druggies, etc…
Randy- “Tri-Valley High school is like a cult of popular kids and they are assholes.”
PB-(Popular boy at Tri- Valley that thinks he’s all that because he plays football and has over 30 bodies)“Hey man, you really stink.”
K-(Kid that has many problems at home and can barely afford socks) “Im sorry. My family can’t afford to pay the water bill at the moment.”
PB- “Well then get a job dumb ass.”
Ex. 2
K-(Kid in school that risks his education and future to make the people in his class laugh) “Yo bro, you smell that?”
P- (Pothead that thinks he’s in a gang and only knows how to shit, piss, and fight) “Nah, whatcha mean?”
K- “I think you shit your pants bro”
P- “The fuck you mean. I shit this morning. I don’t smell shit.”
K- “Someone must of forgot to put deodorant on, I swear to god.”
P- “The fuck is deodorant?”
K- “YOOOOO THIS BOY DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT DEODORANT IS!”
P-“Man don’t play with me, i’ll get my boys down here to shoot this motherfucker up! You hear me?” K- “Bro you KNOW that would never happen! It’s just that shit you put under your armpits in the morning.”
P- “Whatever man, I don’t stink.”
PB-(Popular boy at Tri- Valley that thinks he’s all that because he plays football and has over 30 bodies)“Hey man, you really stink.”
K-(Kid that has many problems at home and can barely afford socks) “Im sorry. My family can’t afford to pay the water bill at the moment.”
PB- “Well then get a job dumb ass.”
Ex. 2
K-(Kid in school that risks his education and future to make the people in his class laugh) “Yo bro, you smell that?”
P- (Pothead that thinks he’s in a gang and only knows how to shit, piss, and fight) “Nah, whatcha mean?”
K- “I think you shit your pants bro”
P- “The fuck you mean. I shit this morning. I don’t smell shit.”
K- “Someone must of forgot to put deodorant on, I swear to god.”
P- “The fuck is deodorant?”
K- “YOOOOO THIS BOY DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT DEODORANT IS!”
P-“Man don’t play with me, i’ll get my boys down here to shoot this motherfucker up! You hear me?” K- “Bro you KNOW that would never happen! It’s just that shit you put under your armpits in the morning.”
P- “Whatever man, I don’t stink.”
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