where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.
by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019
Get the urban dictionarymug. Are you fucking stupid.
Chad: they must be if they are looking up urban dictionary on urban dictionary
Chad: they must be if they are looking up urban dictionary on urban dictionary
by Hollzasaurus April 11, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A website initially created as a dictionary for slang especially online slang and meme culture, but has since deteriorated into a coping site for shitlibs.
Person 1: Hey bro, do you use Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: I like to go back every now and then but it's full of wokescolds virtue signaling about oppression.
Person 1: Where'd you see that?
Person 2: I like to go back every now and then but it's full of wokescolds virtue signaling about oppression.
Person 1: Where'd you see that?
by MrMan2022 June 5, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by Rpggames32 November 1, 2015
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A site used mainly by pre-pubescent delinquents living in their grandparents' basement to anonymously vent their racism, sexism and homophobia. 90% of the words defined on Urban Dictionary are either incorrectly defined, extremely vulgar, or, usually, nonexistent. Do not look up your name on this website if you'd like to preserve your innocence and/or sanity.
Kid: Hey, have you heard of Urban Dictionary?
Other Kid: Yeah, I used it to write a paper once and my teacher went into conniptions.
Other Kid: Yeah, I used it to write a paper once and my teacher went into conniptions.
by Donald Trump's Head Squirrel January 17, 2017
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. 1. Awkward.
2. A website gives definitions to sheltered home schoolers who don't know any slang terms. At all.
3. You're using it right now stupid.
2. A website gives definitions to sheltered home schoolers who don't know any slang terms. At all.
3. You're using it right now stupid.
George: "Hey Frank, you know what a blowjob is?"
Frank: "Nope but there's this site you can look it up on, Urban dictionary"
George: "What the heck?! ...Oh crap it's my mom! Close it out!"
Frank: "Nope but there's this site you can look it up on, Urban dictionary"
George: "What the heck?! ...Oh crap it's my mom! Close it out!"
by Bigbootyjudylovethewayyoushake May 16, 2013
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. my lord and saviour
my friends use weird slang all the time this site has saved me from embarrassment
my friends use weird slang all the time this site has saved me from embarrassment
my gf: ur gonna make me act up
me who has no idea about any slang: hol up let me check this on urban dictionary
me: omg u flatter me
me who has no idea about any slang: hol up let me check this on urban dictionary
me: omg u flatter me
by mikasackermann February 7, 2021
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