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pitchin a jams

pronunciation: 'pich-in uh jams
function: descriptive phrase

Etymology: Middle English pich, from Old English pic, from Latin pic-, pix; akin to Greek pissa pitch, Old Church Slavonic picilu

1: to have an emotional meltdown online

2: to have fits of hissy

3. to not play well with others. ever.
man, did you see the 'choose one' thread? f'ga asked "salsa or cha cha?", waxie chose salsa and mojo started pitchin' a jams.
by erek February 5, 2005
mugGet the pitchin a jamsmug.

Ram Jam

by Cynicbeast69 February 7, 2021
mugGet the Ram Jammug.

C-Jam

Drug slang for cocaine...US 1920s to present
That guy was all tooted up on C-Jam!
by anon October 27, 2004
mugGet the C-Jammug.

slam jam

The act of having the most violent, outrageous, and deafening intercourse of any kind, providing the thrusting has the capability of serious injury if used incorrectly.
Yo biatch, its 2 clock, get yo tank azz in here and get yo slam jam

think that hurt? wait till i slam jam your ass
by snuffleluffagous May 4, 2005
mugGet the slam jammug.

Jammed Up

1. Not being able to make a competent play because of either an inability to make a timely decision on how to strike or another player causing mental interference.

2. In ping pong, when a defensive player cannot decide whether to use a forehand or backhand resulting in an awkward combination of unathletic moves.

3. In volleyball, not being able to choose between setting or bumping most likely resulting in being hit in the chest/face. Hitting between two players causing both to assume the other will hit is also considered proper usage.
Player 1: Don't get jammed up son!
*player 1 serves to player 2's hip*
*player 2 is unable to return ball*
Chris Dobson: Awwwww. I'm all jammed up!
by rck352 May 25, 2010
mugGet the Jammed Upmug.

log jam

When having anal sex and the dick gets stuck in the ass.
Rob was giving me anal and got a total log jam... it sucked:(
by Luke mafuckin B March 21, 2008
mugGet the log jammug.

Boner Jam

The pornographic version of Space Jam starring Jugs Bunny Poke-her pig, muff dive the martian and special appearance by Ron Jeremy as Michael Jordan
"Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real boner jam goin' down
Welcome to the boner Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance, its the boner jam.
Come on and jam, your boner in the wall,
Come on and bring your boners cause its the boner jam, ALRIGHT"
by cheeeeeeeeeeeeeea November 28, 2009
mugGet the Boner Jammug.

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