Pulling a Titanic

When you talk a lot of shit, thinking you are the best, then just crumple and fail in your first attempt.

"Wow, Jeff was really pulling a Titanic when he crashed his car."

by stananananana September 18, 2017

to pull an autovortex

1. the attempt at replicating others successes to then miserably fail

2. getting help from the top in domain to no results

A: Wow, even with that 1:1 copy of the world champion's routine he couldn't win.
B: He really tried to pull an autovortex didn't he...

by sketchman August 4, 2020

Pulled a chris

To ejaculate in your pants without proper provacation.

Dood, I pulled a chris as I got off the train yesterday.

by CTA12345 October 13, 2009

Pulled An Andrej

Where someone will retreat during battle to achieve a unfair advantage

*Enemy runs away*
Joe: They are about to die, I will chase them
*Enemy comes back with full health*
Joe: He pulled an Andrej

by Pulled An Andrej February 21, 2021

pulled a sage

When someone says they'll call you back but never does.

"Sage just pulled a sage again." "Wow they're so pulling a sage right now."

by kayoriko November 18, 2021

Pulling A Broghan

Threatening to shoot someone, writing a detailed plan, and then getting arrested for two years on a charge of conspiracy to commit first degree murder.

Dio: "Oh, Jotaro, you're approaching me?"
Jotaro: "I can't start pulling a Broghan without getting close."

by yeeyooweewoo October 22, 2019

Pull a Jared

When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.

You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".

by joemammy September 3, 2016