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grass

something 96% of twitter users haven't touched LOL
by wut_luke March 27, 2021
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ghetto grass

Terrible cannabis grown in the ghetto. It's cheap, but anybody who smokes it has an IQ under 40
Dude, this tastes like rust! Why the F**K would you sell me ghetto grass!
by JihadiMama4u July 24, 2017
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grass

something you should touch because you sit on your $100 desktop setup at 5 fps tryharding soooooooo hard you caused a flood.
timmy: plays for 699 hours on fortnight*
mum: get your musty dusty fusty ass off that computer and touch that grass timmy
timmy:not even in your dreams
mum:gets the belt*
timmy:OKOK chill
timmy:brings the setup outside and plays*
mom: facepalms*
by your local unnormal person September 11, 2022
mugGet the grassmug.

Grass

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.

The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.

The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.

Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall, such as Bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales.
by OTNDGuy1444 May 17, 2023
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Grass

vegetation consisting of typically short plants with long, narrow leaves, growing wild or cultivated on lawns and pasture, and as a fodder crop.
To use this in a sentence, you might say, go touch grass
by anonymous June 5, 2025
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growing grass

typically used in asian culture where the letter ‘w’ is used to express laughter (somewhat like lmao/lol) when used a lot (wwwwwww) the ‘w’ together look like grass. So if one were to post something funny, one could say that said post would ‘grow grass’
HAHA THAT POST IS SO FUNNY ITS GROWING GRASS
by P216H August 1, 2021
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