A heinously ugly girl who could not have possibly emerged from anywhere else but the fog. She is the type of girl who appears in your bed on a Sunday morning that you immediately recognize as a mistake and try to evict as fast as possible and take every precaution necessary to make sure your friends do not find out about her.
John: Did Jack bang that girl he was making out with last night?
Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.
Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.
by Mavericknotgoose July 25, 2012
Get the Fog Beavermug. A control-freak beaver who thinks we need protection from illegal immibeavers. Has luscious, flowing blonde fur and uses a variety of hand gestures.
Beaver trump is a very good president. We need to build a dam, a great beautiful dam to keep out the mexibeavers.
by flurban dictionary March 31, 2017
Get the Beaver Trumpmug. When a Girl is thinking about sex, or progressing towards a prospect of sex, and someone or something interrupts Her, it is called Beaver Barricade.
The MALE Equivalent to this is called Cock Block.
The MALE Equivalent to this is called Cock Block.
Samantha was really yearning for a hot quick romp with the tall, sexy man she had been talking to, but her friend annoyingly distracted her, and threw-up a Beaver Barricade into all of Samantha's chances of a good screw!
by jhaf77 January 9, 2010
Get the Beaver Barricademug. when you squash your penis in a hydraulic press creating a beavers tail and folding it into a canoe shape
by slimjimniggybobit November 13, 2018
Get the beaver canoemug. When two pussies are bumped together in a sexual thrusting motion (with or without a double dildo) in order to gain sexual satisfaction
by Grandmaster J cast December 6, 2013
Get the beaver bumpingmug. Having really big cheeks on your face, especially when you smile.
Though unecessary, it makes ever more sense if you have buck teeth.
Though unecessary, it makes ever more sense if you have buck teeth.
by TheFiend138 May 25, 2016
Get the Beaver Cheeksmug. by NUboston August 7, 2011
Get the Beaver Songmug.