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ex cop

What a cop would be if he got as authoritative and hostile with a female as he routinely does with males. Males are conditioned to accept authoritative behavior and hostility from both sexes from about the time they are born, while females are taught that they are human and don't have to put up with anyone's shit (but that it's okay if other people put up with theirs).
A cop wouldn't have to kill a female to become an ex cop or go to prison over an interaction with a female civilian, all he would have to do is get as authoritative and hostile with her as he did with male civilians on a regular basis. Female lives must be worth a lot more than male lives, male lives must be junk and female lives must be critical.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
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space ex

When a couple is having sex in the reverse cowgirl position. As the male is about/starting to climax, the female plucks hair from the males sphincter causing him to launch her into low orbit out of pain/ecstasy.
Tina decided to try a Space Ex last night and now It hurts for me to wipe.
by Cyber trump November 16, 2022
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Have sex with your ex

Hey, Rebecca.

Hey, Ethan.

Do you know what day it is?

Know what day is it

Have sex with your ex day can fuck me?
by You're welcome 69 November 7, 2022
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National Ex Day

p1-yo it’s national ex day

p2-i’m finna post all my exes
by so do y’all talk June 11, 2023
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Ex Husband

Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.

This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.

The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.
“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”
by Zaddy$$ April 6, 2023
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Rita’s ex

Imagine being a mf who has so much ego, to the point that u think ur exs would never get iver u. Nd say rumors about someone cuz ur ego got hurt. Imagine making yolos talking shit, and then acting njce in the replies. Imagine making weird ass yolos To gain ur ego by any mean. Imagine being a 5’4 boy. Lastly, imagine trying so hard to make someone jealous cuz u did smth reattded and expect them to be jealous and when they aren’t, u get weirded out cuz ur ego is so massive
Yoooo that’s a 5’4 man with an ego with shit yolos, that must be Rita’s ex
by Corna124 October 2, 2020
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Ex-it strategy

A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.
"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "
by Harry Hen April 20, 2021
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