Horny Rose

The act of ejaculating on the stem of an uncut rose, than impregnating an unsuspecting teen by forcibly sticking the rose in their genitals, swabbing it around so to rub the semen off in her ovaduct, and pulling it out.

Mickey Rourke: Danny! You bought me a rose! How sweet!

Danny Trejo: Don't touch! It's covered in... me...

Mickey Rourke" What the hell?! What's your problem?!

Danny Trejo: I'm going to give Miley Cyrus the good old horny rose (wink wink)!

Mickey Rourke: Why the hell would you do that?!

Danny Trejo: Someone's gotta pass on the Trejo legacy!

Mickey Rourke: Is she old enough to take care of a kid?

Danny Trejo: If she were, would it technically be the horny rose?

Mickey Rourke: I guess not. Hey, man, I gotta go!

Danny Trejo: Why?

Mickey Rourke: Because this Urban Dictionary example is getting far too long.

by Raythejizzmopper October 29, 2010

Horny Haitian

1) a male Haitian who constantly dances to one move. the grind.
2) this is also known as the H H. or the AYCH HACHE.
3. Evan A. of Great Neck South High School

"ayo we were at senior sweet heart at school. and i swear i saw this Haitian dancing and grindin guys."
"yea its called horny haitian. or the HH. its common.

by tennisrocks92 February 12, 2010

Horny Hunter

A silly name given to the deer hunters of rural New York, who are on the lookout for deer "horns" (antlers) and park their trucks right across from your house.

Steph: A horny hunter just parked in the field. They're going buck hunting.

by MeTheTree December 11, 2006

Horny nigga

A horny nigga is a person that keeps snapping a girl at 11:00 pm to get that jucy good night ass pic, but these horny niggas never succeed in their task. To become a horny nigga or not to become a horny nigga... that is the question. The mission of the horny niggahood is considered sacred. If your friend tells you that you are a horny nigga, you should be thankfull and give him all of the nudes in your snapchat only for me.

boy1

sends snap to girl at 11:00 pm in hopes of getting an ass pic or something he can bust to
boy2
wow "boy1" ur a horny nigga
boy1
wow! ThANKs sO mUcH!

by horny nigga hours February 12, 2021

Cig-horny

Intensely craving a cigarette

Andy Lee is often seen storming into his local tobacconist red-faced and cig-horny

by bromor3 June 21, 2023

Horny Toad

Term usually used in the souther region, said with a lot of souther drawl.

Used when talking about someone (typically ugly) who is extremely sexual/horny towards you or another, when nothing has been done to initiate the mood.

“Oh my god, Jerry is being such a Horny Toad today”

“Bro just block him already, you’ve literally talked to him twice.”

by CamelThomper November 6, 2021

Horny Haze

When a guy starts using their penis to think instead of their brain. That foggy feeling you get only while horny, taking away all the things that you wouldn't say. You usually never ask that one girl in Psychology class to Netflix and Chill, but your Horny Haze isn't making you think straight. The best way to fix your Horny Haze before you text your old high school sweetheart to send nudes, just quickly bust a nut. Your Horny Haze will disappear and you'll be able to think rationally again.

BRO, I almost messaged my ex last night if she was down to bang, I was in a Horny Haze.

I can't believe I asked this girl to come over this weekend, she's like a 4/10 and it's my Horny Haze fault for this.

by Caliginous November 25, 2020