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Taint Palooza

A term used when you get inconvenienced by escalating bullshit, and just saying “taint” isn’t enough.

This requires you to use the word “taint” as the initial response to the bullshit that usually would be reserved with a swear, or whatever you say when something is not ideal/expected. Such as saying “fuck/fiddlesticks” in response to if an item was sold out online and your old, slow, and forgetful dumbass missed out on it.

Often coming after a sigh/swear, or both.
Sharon: “Wake up babe you’re late for work!”
Nick: *sighs* “Taint”
Sharon: “Also I forgot to fill the car up… and I fucked your brother.”
Nick: *sighs* “Fucking taint palooza Sharon! You god damn whore!”
by MrBadgerBear January 23, 2025
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Taint Washer

1. A sex slave who washes taints

2. An insult for a bitch who might as well wash taints
“You little taint washer, wash my taint!”
by NRShits September 12, 2020
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Tainted

To rub something vigorously on one's taint.
This meat we're eating smells awful. OH SHIT!!! IT'S BEEN TAINTED !!!!!
by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019
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Taint

Taint
What is taint
by anonymous August 25, 2022
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dusty taint

after violent diarrhea the person allows it to completely dry, before engaging in rough anal intercourse. the action from said anal intercourse powders the diarrhea leaving the taint covered in diarrhea dust!
Dude #1 Dude whats that smell?
Dude #2 this guy i banged last night gave me a dusty taint and i need a shower.
by Dickless Santorum June 8, 2015
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Taint dragger

The great white whale that used to do sound for really big box.
You gotta be dry fuckin' me. That dude is a taint dragger!
by JSS JAMES April 22, 2009
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Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.
(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?
by B Tsunami June 30, 2019
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