titty candy

Something you do not want, usually stored in a woman's bra

Tiffany:"Here, have a couple spare quarters I had. "
Justin:"Girl I don't want your titty candy."

by CCPBMXIXMBC January 31, 2018

Titty hitter

When you hit clapstain keisha in the titties with a tennis ball after they call you an ass

Guy1: I hit clapstain in the tit with a tennis ball
Guy2: did it hurt
Clapstain: yes that shit hurted
Guy:3 so your a titty hitter

by Ltjimmy February 16, 2020

Tough titty

In old Texan it means, "It's not that bad", "It could be worse", or "Make the best of it."

The saying in Texas that's been around for generations goes, "Tough titty said the kitty, but the milk's still good."

The titty may not be perfect, but you've got milk so stop complaining.

Son: "They messed up my order and put mayonnaise on my burger."

Dad: "Well, son...tough titty...scrape it off and eat the rest of it."

by JTM24 September 16, 2021

titty queef

A fat hoe with huge tits that when bouncy on the dick queefs multiple times and blames it on her huge tits smacking.

During sex with her boo she had a titty queef

by bushybeater7 August 21, 2016

Titty Tag

A game of tag, but you can only tag a person by slapping their boob

Tyler: Hey, do you wanna go play a game of titty tag?
Savanah: Sure!
Tyler: *Slaps Savanah's boob*

by CookiesN'CreamLover March 31, 2015

titty-toner

a mechanism that tones the woman's boob-a-loup-a-cusbreast.

girl 1: Damn girl, you titties look nice! How'd you get them that way?

girls 2: I thought it was obvious. I used a titty-toner!

by iMilk=♥ February 10, 2009

Titty Jiggler

A song or piece of music, that or may not have been created with the specific intention to inspire women to the dance floor, evoking gyrations and sways which in turn cause a woman's strategically exposed cleavage to jiggle.

Cute girl: "Oh...my...gawd, this is my jam! It's a total titty jiggler! Let's hit the dance floor!!!"

Fat friend: "Um...you go ahead, my feet hurt..."

by Deus Sex Machina April 19, 2018