salty spread

when all of a sudden you punch your girlfriend in the face and you put salt all over her vajj

paul and jennifer were watching a movie and he gave her the salty spread

by milk T January 10, 2008

salty yalty

yalt, but mostly covered in salt.

Logan Grocholski.

Salty yalty, put some chapstick on them dry ass lips.

by binxthetimesweeper August 6, 2010

stay salty

Telling someone to cry some more about something or stay sad. This saying was formed because tears have a salt-like taste.

She kept complaining about stupid stuff so I told her to stay salty.

by icesickle November 30, 2013

Salty Dog

When you take a date to the movie theater, get popcorn at the snack bar, cut a hole in the bottom of it, and stick your dick through the hole. This way, when she goes to get some popcorn, instead she gets your salt covered penis.

I took that skank Tammy to see 'Titanic' and then gave her the Salty Dog!

by CaustiC July 24, 2005

salty breakfast

A blow job in the morning.

"Honey, will you please serve me up some of that salty breakfast?"

by Rachel & Claire November 1, 2005

salty treat

your freshly picked booger that you feed to your dog

come here and get a salty treat!

by pickerforyou December 13, 2009

Salty Vet

Any women is over the age of 35 and hooks up with younger men

This salty vet was trying to hook with me last night

by Coyne November 25, 2003