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Dave

"ur name's dave? Did u know Dave was a sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and cheese?"
by You're fellow gay :) December 16, 2021
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Dave's Double

When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.
"Hey man, I'm gonna go give Candance a Dave's Double".
by HeelaJameson April 23, 2021
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Dave

Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.
Person 1). Dude want to get dicked down.

Person 2) wat a fag, God tell him don't be such a DAVE!
by I'm that bitch Still o January 4, 2024
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Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
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Daved Bavid

a very cool david who just awesome in every way, and is able to get any girl he wants.
Did you hear about Daved Bavid's girlfriend? She has awesome tits.
by david is me July 23, 2022
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Daved

Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.
Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.

David came over last night daved me pretty good.

I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.

David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.

Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.

When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"
by NOS4A2 December 18, 2021
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