by jacobzucker32 November 1, 2017

When a woman does not wash her genitals for an extended period of time, which causes her pubes to become matted, resembling long strands of kelp. It will likely cause the smell to resemble a trash-riddled kelp forest.
I went home with Trashy Tracy™ last night when when I got hammered. She had the nastiest California Kelp Forest, even worse than Nasty Natalie™
by Ritapopper12 January 9, 2018

A euphoric film with clips of Shea's sexual extraganza throughout California. Citings include "rollin' to da haze" and anal lingus.
by Debbie Dallas April 22, 2007

by TheRabbi October 8, 2011

In this California king bed
We're 10,000 miles apart
I've been California wishing on these stars
For your heart on me
My California king
We're 10,000 miles apart
I've been California wishing on these stars
For your heart on me
My California king
by Vasly June 4, 2011

A term describing when a long term couple breaks up, but can't stop getting back together multiple times. Derived from the line in the Eagles song, "You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave."
My roomate keeps wanting to get back with his ex-girlfriend, but I keep telling him, "Come on dude, check out of the Hotel California once and for all!"
How long have they been going out? It seems like forever! Naw, they're broken up but I think they're gonna start a Hotel California Relationship now.
How long have they been going out? It seems like forever! Naw, they're broken up but I think they're gonna start a Hotel California Relationship now.
by Johnny B Camaro October 7, 2005

Watch the greatest movie ever, Swingers (with Vince Vaughn), for a beautiful example of a good ol' fashioned California Car Pool. The 5 of them roll to parites in a big line of cars. Watch this movie it bomb
by K.e. v . i.n January 21, 2008
