Alaskan Tampon

A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.
Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.
by Alaskancreampi August 23, 2023
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Alaskan ceiling fan

When an Alaskan man with a stereotypical large penis whips his penis around in a clockwise rotation simulating a fan.
Hey babe Is it cool is I Alaskan ceiling fan in front of your sister.
by Tutibenzo September 17, 2021
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Alaskan Pool Party

An individual puts cold salty water in their mouth, and their partners insert their penis in the little pool. This provides a cool salty marination of their privates, usually done before having intercourse.
Martin and Matt cannot have a good sex sesh unless they both participate in an Alaskan pool party.
by Jennifer Italia July 27, 2022
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alaskan slip n slide

Guy stands on a slippery surface behind a girl. Girl bends over and the guy slips then slides into her pussy
Yo I just gave this girl the best Alaskan slip n slide yesterday.
by Transamjoe April 28, 2014
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savage alaskan

When your significant other shoves snow down your pants, promptly swipe it through your ass cheeks and splat her on the forehead
We were outside smoking a cigarette and got a snowball down my pants, so I gave her a savage alaskan
by ThePelvicPunisher March 14, 2018
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Alaskan Snow Dog

When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo, and after that you cover it in cocaine and eat it.
"I heard that Jessica did the Alaskan Snow Dog."

"Yeah she really enjoys it."
"Kinky addicts"
by Kinky addicts. December 23, 2020
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Alaskan Snow Dog

The Alaskan Snow Dog is used when your partner is on all four. You quickly through Snow on your dick and shove it in while yelling "MUSH"
She was on all fours so I Alaskan Snow dogged her.
by Flatended May 31, 2022
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