No Jess Sunday

No Jess Sunday is when you block every Jessica you know and get a rest of her.

Person 1: Dude Jess texted me
Person 2: WHAT? Bro block her
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's No Jess Sunday!! \
Person 1: OMG YOUR RIGHT

by SundaysAreAwesome May 9, 2021

Sunday smoker

Someone who usually smokes once a week so acts stupid when they do.

A: I don't know why I keep ashing on myself.
B: it's cause you're a Sunday smoker.

by Necklacestand March 29, 2022

Sticky Sunday

The act of staying in bed all day and masturbating as many times as you can, without cleaning it up.

All I did yesterday was had a sticky sunday.

by Waforkus March 23, 2024

what wins on sunday sells on monday

A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.

Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man

by elongatedeel June 28, 2021

Palm Sunday

Riding your girlfriends ass well into Sunday morning

Dude I had the best Palm Sunday last week

by d1//pick1e November 27, 2021

Chubby Boy Sunday

Go and appreciate all your chubby boys❤️We love them big, and chunky🙇🏻 ♀️

Joe: Fuck John why is he so fat
???:Dude you can’t say that, do you know what day it is!?
Joe: What day is it?
???: It’s chubby boy Sunday

Joe: Damn my bad John we love you❤️

by ChubbyBoyLover December 4, 2021

Peanut Butter Crap Sunday

This is where you take your own crap after having sex with someone one (only once) and put peanut butter over it. Then you turn it into Sunday. Once your victim wakes up they will he surprised with a great smelly (insta worthy) peanut butter crap Sunday

Hey bro did you beat about the Peanut Butter Crap Sunday that girl got last night? It was crazy

by Jock Straps or Cock Straps April 25, 2021