Strawberry oatmeal

Whilst eating pussy you suddenly realize she has her period resulting in throwing up in the pussy and then going in for round 2

Dude, I had the best strawberry oatmeal last night...

by Trapfit January 15, 2016

sneaky strawberry

When one is, without warning, anally penetrated by a very redened, un-circumcised, penis head.

Don't you be trying no sneaky strawberry on me!!

by Joey Joe Joe July 8, 2017

strawberry vice

When your partner clamps your penis between their knees and squeezes as hard as they can. If applied for sufficient time, the bellend will resemble a strawberry.

Geraldine did the strawberry vice on me last night. Uncanny!

by Trumptonvicar July 20, 2017

Strawberry

The act of choking one's ballsack turning them a vibrant shade of red.

I stamped my girl on the forehead with my strawberry.

by cockeyedgoat August 11, 2017

Strawberry surprise

when you go down on a girl and find out it's her time of the month and she yells "surprise!".

Kate gave me a strawberry surprise last night and I can still taste it.

by Teamice August 4, 2017

puffy strawberry

Verb/noun: when an indiividual gives another individual a hickey on their nipple. It then becomes red and puffy like a strawberry.

I slept with Brian last night and he gave me a puffy strawberry.

by Big sexxy August 11, 2017

strawberries

used back in the day for when there are parents around that way nobody says or does anything bad

hey guys did you see those strawberries over there they looked good

by big booty cracker April 18, 2018