A steam room with magical/medicinal properties positioned at the center point of Hudson, Twinsburg, Aurora, and Streetsboro Ohio. Adding Eucylyptus oil creates a natural phenomenon within the Western Steamer that some experts say tacks on an additional 2 days to your lifespan; Related or in direct correspondence to the fountain of youth.
Man I'm feeling lethargic from last night and my joints are killing me I can sure use a trip to the Western Steamer to bring my body around! Heck I might even throw a couple drops of Eucalyptus Oil down while I'm in there to really fix things up.
by The Western Reserve Legend May 27, 2017
Get the Western Steamermug. by Sneaky Peet's Peekaboo Shack August 11, 2017
Get the Wheeling Steamermug. Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff
by CheeseMan6612 July 5, 2023
Get the Turtleneck Steamermug. by Imhilarious12 November 18, 2018
Get the Indian Steamermug. When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church
by Spicymeatball06 August 11, 2024
Get the Catholic Steamermug. A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
by epausti December 7, 2023
Get the Kansas Steamermug. Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, this involves someone defecating on their sexual partner’s chest after consuming large quantities of corn.
by BornEnigma December 25, 2023
Get the Omaha Steamermug.