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spider farmer

1. A complete, total and somewhat creepy freak. They impart the mental image of someone lying down in their basement pre chewing bugs to feed one of the hundreds of spiders they keep as pets.

2. One who reminds you of a safe, benign version of Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb from Silence of the Lambs, The (1991) - particularly in his collection of moths

3. A loser who rarely sees the light of day working on Rube Goldberg contraptions.
He’s a loser in a really odd way - there is just something really weird about that guy, he really is a spider farmer.
by finnadat May 24, 2004
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spider rape

Snow White was spider raped while she was sleeping by the seven dwarves and Doopey's friend from the club
by sergento May 15, 2007
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Pull the legs off a spider

When A is making fun of B in front of everyone, and C, who's B's friend says "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider.", to A, C is telling A to find something better to do with their time than to make fun and laugh at C.

B is the one being laughed at by A.
C, in saying this to A, is doing several things at the same time.
Showing strong support for B.
Showing clearly that A's laughter is entirely inappropriate.
Also saying that A is the type of person who'd enjoy ruthlessly pulling the legs off a spider, is not only a bully but also acts like a child.
"Hey Dave are you a total fag or something?", said Dan, as everyone in the room was laughing at Dave, including Dan. Then Dale, sticking up for Dave, said to Dan, "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider." Then Dan felling small and belittled stopped making fun of Dave.
by Rusty Shacklefurd December 20, 2007
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Spin My Spider

No meaning... It just sounds dirty...
Call Alex Bonner.... He Will Spin Your Spider.
by Carmen Fuentes November 4, 2003
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spider

When you get naked and do a handstand in the doorway to a closed door. When the unsuspecting victim opens the door all he/she sees is a butthole, and some upside down genitalia.
"Look, Scott took off all his close, he's gonna give Dan the spider. Weird his balls are upside down. Man Scott is so funny all of the time."
by Scott R. May 9, 2006
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Skode

Skode (n.) or Skodey(adj.) is a term used to describe one as trashy as fuck, dirty looking, or grungy.
1: That skode last night would not get off my dick man.
2: Who gives a fuck? Let's get skodey tonight!
by MorgansTittySprinkles December 7, 2012
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spider lamb

The greatest idea since the Millenium Dome, A spider that was bitten by a radioactive lamb and aquired a lambs characteristics such as saying 'bah' a lot and eats grass instead of insects etc
John: Spider lamb vs spider pig who would win?
Dayne: Spider Lamb of course!
John: Damn right fool, ooooooooooh brap!
by Charlie Mcnamara August 26, 2007
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