Condom Shame

When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.

Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.

"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."

by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024

Block of Shame

Deleting or blocking people on facebook snapchat or other social media sites the morning after a long night of poor decision making.

I woke up this morning to Mary doing the Block of Shame on facebook... After she posted that video of her doing the naked back stroke on my parents lawn, I can't say I blame her.

by yesitsreallyme March 12, 2016

nippy shame

...the jibing associated with the exposure of the nipple, including the nipple areolar complex (NAC), the result of an uptight society's discomfiture with the breast in general and the NAC in particular... nippy shame can be said repeatedly while crossing one index finger in a right angle over the other and pushing the upper finger away from the dorsum of the hand... upon seeing a nipple -> nippy shame, nippy shame, nippy shame, ...

At a party, the hostess dives into the pool and comes up out of the water, her bikini top askew. With her right (or left) nipple areolar complex exposed several party goers start chanting "nippy shame" as they cross their index fingers and rub them as if they are trying to start a fire...

by awdwagon September 28, 2013

Shroud of shame

A towel draped over your head so people can't see your face while you lower yourself on a pontoon ladder into a lake or river to urinate.

Erica always wears a shroud of shame when she pees off of the pontoon.

by Kassethanon July 3, 2023

game shaming

when you bully someone for wat video games they play. usually directed to people who play knockoff games like 1v1.lol or stumble guys

someone: yo i play stumble guys because its cool
someone 2: stfu nigger nobody likes you
someone: im not even black :( stop game shaming

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs April 15, 2024

Shame Plate

When you order food at a restaurant and don't finish everything on your plate. You should feel shame at this point.

I went to Hot Rod's BBQ and got so much food I was left with a Shame Plate.

by New Jersey Nick September 19, 2011

Vacation shaming

Discriminating against time off of work when actively doing just that.

When your co-worker constantly jet sets to his vacation house in Florida but engages in “vacation shaming” to get you back in to work instead of spending time with your grandma.

by Johnny boi blurp April 17, 2024