semen shelter

a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.

You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.

by doc.azn December 7, 2012

Semenbrow

An monobrow made of an eyebrow combined with semen.

"Dude... I gave a spunkymama a semenbrow."

by spunkymamafan March 22, 2012

semen-white

The brightest white known to man: the whiteness of the product of his loins.

"What a smile Carol, your teeth are looking semen-white today!"

"My skins so pale!.. its definitely semen-white."

by pseud0lady July 23, 2012

Selective tweets

A method of filtering what you want to go from twitter to facebook.

Selective tweets prevents copies for when I share things with apps.

by Ajw November 12, 2012

Semen Puppy

A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.

Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?

I don't know. I am a semen puppy.

by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013

Semeninn

A dirty, nasty motel

Molly just checked in at the Super 8 in LaGrange, Georgia. What's she doing at the semeninn??

by semeninn January 19, 2013

Selective Breeding

The process a bloke undertakes when he leaves a woman at the alter in favour of a lady more likely to give him beautiful children.

Eric: Did you here about Johns Experiment?

Stuart: Yeah he left Jenny on their wedding day for Ashley with the perfect bum to boob ratio, right?

Eric: True! How's that for Selective Breeding!

by Spacemariles June 7, 2013