Satan Sludge

The combination of semen and faeces, generally achieved in the aftermath of acts of anal-related intercourse.

ADDENDUM: When you cum in someone's ass and your dick is covered in cum and shit.

After having removed his phallus from Jim's rectum, Tod realized he had been left covered in Satan Sludge

by thatguy353 October 30, 2015

Satan's Load

The unfortunate occurrence of someone consuming too many hot fries/Cheetos and drinking milk with it, and then throwing it back up later.

"Dude I threw up hot fries and milk and it felt like Satan skull fucked me and blew his load so hard I projectiled like the exorcist!"

"dude, I ate hot fries and drank milk with it and it made me throw up so hard it felt like I got skull fucked and forcefed Satan's load"

by luvaddict88 March 31, 2019

Satan's Jacuzzi

When a man farts in the tub and it tickles his balls

"I let one rip in the tub last night, turned it into a Satan's Jacuzzi

by DJames007 August 1, 2025

Satanic Shitual

The smell left behind in a toilet after a nasty event

“Dude, I wouldn’t go in there for at least 10 minutes. I just finished a Satanic Shitual and it’s safe to say that something died in there”

by Meg A Tron August 8, 2022

smoking that satan pack

To insult/threaten Satan in order to make him fear God even more.

"We smoking that Satan pack!"

by PraiseJesusChrist777 November 12, 2022

Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.

"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"

by veggieHater April 29, 2021

Satans Kiss

The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.

This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex

I got satans kiss last night for cheating. I couldn't get the bloody out of my teeth for hours

by CUMNUGGET June 2, 2017