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santa jaws

the worlds sexiest shark asf!!
ong santa jaws dick is so huge it practically came out of my mouth!
by pussy power!😜 December 24, 2020
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Santa challenge

You only cum/nut once year
I think starting next year I'm gonna complete the Santa challenge
by Domino the dog January 1, 2021
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Warm Santa

When you share a Santa costume with anything person, and the fart or defecate before giving the costume to you.
Sally did you warm Santa this suit before I put it on?
by SporkyBorky January 5, 2025
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SANTA FE HOTRAIL

when you getting head and you pull your dick out cover her mouth and then shoot it up her nose forcing her to take a breath and swallow.
Dude, Judy is a real trooper. She gives the best head and I Santa fe hotrailed her last night. Right up her nose. SWALLOWED ALL OF IT. That's taking one for the team
by Polar Pop Princess August 21, 2018
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Santa

a bitch who beats up kids with sticks
S = Santa B = Boy
S “You’ve been a naughty boy.” *beats with stick* B “Santy please!” S “Fuck uou bitch.”
by amanwhodestroysyourmumspuss November 15, 2021
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Santa

A creepy old fucker who preys on little kids.
"omg look its santa, someone warn that pre-schooler before he gets shitmixed by santas large hairy elf cock"!!!
by jacko2431 June 1, 2018
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Santa Barbara News-Press

The Santa Barbara News-Press was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932.
On July 21, 2023, the Santa Barbara News-Press' owner, Ampersand Publishing LLC, filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy liquidation. The July 21 edition of the paper was the last as Wendy McCaw said all of the jobs were eliminated and the paper had no money to issue final paychecks.
by Wendysfg August 28, 2023
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