Santa Claus

A stalker that children like for some weird reason

''Santa Claus sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...''

by StickyMick December 7, 2019

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Santa Fe

A place that’s clean and green and pretty, and they went and made a city out of clay. Why, the minute that you get there, folks’ll walk right up and say “Welcome home, son, welcome home to Santa Fe.” Planting crops, splitting rails, swapping tales around the fire, ‘xcept for Sunday when you lie around all day. Soon, your friends are more like family, and they’s beggin’ you to stay! Ain’t that neat? Livin’ sweet in Santa Fe.

Let me go far away, somewhere they won’t never find me, an’ tomorrow won’t remind me of today. And the city’s finally sleepin’, and the moon looks old and grey, and I get on the train that’s bound for Santa Fe. And I’m gone! And I’m done! No more runnin’, no more lyin’. No more fat old men denyin’ me my pay! Just a moon so big and yellow, it turns night right into day! Dreams come true! Yeah…they do. In Santa Fe. Where does it say you gotta live and die here?! Where does it say a guy can’t catch a break?! Why should you only take whatcha given?! Why should you spend your whole life livin’ trapped where there ain’t no future, even at 17? Breaking your back for someone else’s sake! If the life don’t seem to suit ya, how ‘bout a change of scene? Far from the lousy headlines and the deadlines in between! Santa Fe, my old friend! I can’t spend my whole life dreamin’, though I know that’s all I seem inclined to do. I ain’t gettin’ any youngah, an’ I wanna start brand new! I need space! An’ fresh air! Let ‘em laugh in my face, I don’t care! Save my place!…I’ll be there. Just be real, is all I’m askin’. Not some paintin’ in my head. ‘Cause I’m dead if I can’t count on you today. I got nothin’ if I ain’t got Santa FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 6, 2025

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Santa-Be-Crazy

(Sahn-Ta) (Bea) (Crah-zie) Wow parents XD. He lands on top of houses(cuz he drunk) Covered in ashes when he comes down the chimney(he be smoking) Wearing a furry outfit(a furry gay outfit) And you let him into your house because he said he has something for your kids.(What good parenting skills)

Ohhh Santa-Be-Crazy because he just got exposed.

by Just-Laughs(Friday) November 29, 2017

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Sudsy Santa Claus

When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.

Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!

by phxkinkyyy July 11, 2022

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Santa

I hope this scars your childhood forever :)

A jolly old elf that knows where all the naughty girls live.
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"Condoms are for pussies."-Santa Claus (2013)
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Sneaks into houses at night.
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Cums at Christmas only.

"I hope Santa brings me a dildo this year, last year he brought me a 26 inch, but I need a 27 inch now."
"Be good this year honey, Santa only cums once a year."
"Harder daddy! Oh yeah Santa! Yeah, get in there."

by Illunious January 7, 2019

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