Eskimo salad

first rim asshole with animal fat of choice; ranging from crisco to whale blubber. then add round frozen berries, put ice cube in mouth and bon appetit.

it was my bitches birthday so I treated her to an Eskimo salad.

I’m still picking my teeth from that Eskimo salad.

by akokay June 2, 2019

Hangover Salad

When u eat an asshole

"I found myself eating hangover salad when I was hella drunk with Chelsea on Saturday and I ate hangover salad".

by Dereksigmund September 25, 2019

Onion salad

noun. A term for a group of people who SMELL/ aren't cool.

Going to school feels like entering a bowl of onion salad.

Those people over there are creating an onion salad.

by slicklizardslicker December 29, 2017

honeymoon salad

A honeymoon salad: Lettuce alone. No dressing!

What are you two up to tonight?
- we're having a honeymoon salad.
???
- Lettuce alone. No dressing!

by LateNightLover January 5, 2018

fur salad

A mixture of pubes (usually from 2 sexual partners) meant to be smoked out of a bong

Me and my girlfriend had a fur salad last night, I can still taste the vapor

by Cokegod May 1, 2018

Meat-Salad

A male-only orgie.

The boys are having a Meat-Salad at mine tonight.

by Foot Scrub January 14, 2018

Trash Salad

Make hay while the dumpster fire burns! The art of making the best of what life throws at you and goldmining a bad situation. Often served with croutons and a side of gravy.

When life gives you lemons put on your big girl panties, put your hair in a braid and serve up a tasty trash salad with a cherry on top, because adulting. Now go treat yo’self...

by Bread&Bondage April 24, 2020