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sunrise

A term to connote a sudden unexpected shift in one's experience in life. Originated from the Japanese Anime Productions company which is known for their epic, train wreck, plot hax twists.
Dumb guy: OMG! I just ACED Calculus!
Person2: You just got sunrised~ XD
by spinel December 22, 2008
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inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise

to place one's testicles in the anus of your lover and then insert your penis in her vagina while she is lying perpendicular to the floor resting only on her shoulders and neck (her ass is up in the air).
Tyrone gave that bitch an inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise and then called her a dirty ho.
by flyfart July 22, 2008
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Dutch sunrise

-n. a sudden burst of flatulance while one's asshole is being licked.
That bitch almost bit a hole my ass when I gave her a Dutch sunrise.
by Olin 110 May 28, 2006
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Alaskan Surprise

Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline. The difference is that one participant is uninformed of what is inflicted upon them.
You violate her pooter with the frozen Cosby Kid while the lights are off. Halfway through the act you yell "Surprise" and turn on the lights so she can see you going at her with the big greasy poopsicle.
Adrian refused to cuddle with Adam last night after he found out Adam was giving him the Alaskan Surprise.
by Terd Feguson January 14, 2009
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UPS surprise

a cardbaord box filled with spinach and a hole for the penis is cut out. you insert your penis and have a friend smack the box around like a UPS delivery man.
I was afraid i wouldnt get any gifts for my birthday but then i got a UPS surprise from mom. it was the best birthday ever!!!
by njit April 18, 2004
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nesquik surprise

When you have a girl, undressed and you tell her "close your eyes and open your mouth." she thinks that your going to put your cock in her mouth. Instead you turn around and take a huge dump in her mouth!
Noah: O man! i gave that bitch a nesquik surprise last night!
Jacob: NO WAY! my boyfriend gave me one of those before!
by Shermdiggity March 30, 2009
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twunt surprise

Take the woman, open her legs lather her pussy in rich marinara sauce, Sprinkle some freshly shredded mozzarella cheese over the sauce. Cook her pussy in a tanning bed for about 10 minutes.. or until the cheese is slightly browned. When she's done, dig right in her now sloppy cheesy pussy. If you'd like you may add a surprise right into her cunt, by placing pepperoni and sausage on her clit and threw out the sauce mixture. May be complimented with Parmesan cheese or pepper flakes, and don't forget to make sure you enjoy so the woman feels satisfied.

Can also be done in the anal cavity... if the woman would like some pizza as well... also can be done by two men.
TIP!!! Make sure the pussy/anus is shaved, because no one enjoys pubes in there pizza! ;D
Husband- What's for dinner tonight babe? I'm famished!
Wife- Oh! We're having pizza!
Husband- What kinda are we guna have?
Wife- Twunt surprise.
Husband- What's that sounds.. delicious!!!!
Wife- Oh.... you'll see (;
by Pussyfucker11 August 11, 2010
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