Menai steamer

The Menai Steamer is similar to the Boston and Cleveland Steamer, only once the shitter has done the needful he then proceeds to have sex with the poo.
I happened upon Brad and the champ having a Menai Steamer in the car park of Menai Central - it was so romantic
by Mailroom69 January 01, 2022
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Wheeling Steamer

Having your dog shit on someone's face because they just pissed you off that bad
I just pulled a Wheeling Steamer on our jackass neighbor!
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Lannister Steamer

When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him.
"Yo, sis, piss on me, and then, a lil later, shit on me too, a new thing called the Lannister Steamer"
by Propelhue June 16, 2022
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creepy steamer

The act of urinating down a female's back while showering for sexual pleasure. It is usually unnoticeable as long as the male waits for the hot water to start kicking in.
John: My girlfriend dumped me.
Jim: Oh shit, why?
John: She caught me giving her a creepy steamer.
Jim: How did she find out?
John: I didn't turn on the water yet.
by Jeremy Knightly March 24, 2014
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Bosting Steamer

Where oral sex is given whilst the recipient is excreting sat on the toilet
Lovely Friday night planned, gonna have a turd while the Mrs sucks me off. Bosting steamer
by Cookiemonster233 November 02, 2021
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ethiopian steamer

When someone who is starving tries to take a shit on your chest, but is unable.
I took an ethiopian steamer on her chest before dying from starvation.
by asdf;lkji January 23, 2022
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My Little Pony Steamer

When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.

Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"
by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022
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