kill me where i stand

Put your fucking hands up and get out of the car!

kill me where I stand
by Séan Miller February 11, 2022
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A week long stand

When you decide to stay with someone for a week, get there account information and social security card, then leave them with nothing
I pulled off a week long stand last week, on my way to Hawaii now
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018
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Stand on the bee

Stand on the bee to put it out of its misery e.g. don’t prolong its suffering
Melissa: I’m sick if Ethan asking me out, I’ve told him I’m not interested

Jenny: stand on the bee, he’ll leave you alone then
by Beezkneez May 05, 2020
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break stand

A break stand is a technique used in an automatic transmission rear wheel drive vehicle to squeal and smoke the tires. The technique is executed by putting one foot on the break and the other foot on the gas. The brakes hold the front tires in place and the power to the rear tires will overpower the brakes and the tires will start spinning, squealing and smoking. If the brake pedal is then released, the car will accelerate forward while continuing to squeal the tires for awhile.
Dude, that other car thinks they're hot shit. Do a break stand and show them what's up.
by bob_johnson May 08, 2022
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The standing giant

It's when you stand directly under the shower hose so that water is pouring down your head while you pee.
-What did you do last night?
-I got really high and did the standing giant in the shower.
by Jpauliq August 13, 2020
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parisian stand off

Similar to a Mexican stand off in which a minimum of 2 people pull a gun ( or other weapon ) on each other and neither person wishes to shoot first, a Parisian stand off usually occurs with in a group text or chat when one member challenges another member to sends nudes of them self and mother member wishes to sends their nudes first
The chat has been on hold for 30 mins due to the Parisian stand off.
by Nageat July 01, 2015
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Standing wiper

A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution
Logan: I Heard Joey is a Standing Wiper
Adrian: WTF, bro is crazy he should find help
Me: Real
by FlippinNuts9000 October 10, 2023
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