fart squirrel
A skunk.
fart squirrel by notvelvet November 22, 2015
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Dirt Squirrel
Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.
"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."
Dirt Squirrel by frailninja March 16, 2016
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turbo squirrel
A law-enforcement affiliated term for a suspect who is high on drugs and usually very jittery and nonstop movement as if you strapped a turbo to a squirrel.
turbo squirrel by Turbo Squirrel August 25, 2016
scanner squirrel
A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.
"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"
"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"
" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"
"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"
" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"
scanner squirrel by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017
icy squirrel
A blowjob where the blower has an ice cube in each side of their mouth, which puffs out their cheeks. This is believed to have originated in a rural shanty-town called Yarmouth in the South-Eastern part of Canada, however this lore is yet to be confirmed.
icy squirrel by Peter Fidler November 7, 2017
b squirrel
b squirrel by Emma mapother January 18, 2018