Dirt Squirrel

Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.

"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."

Dirt Squirrel by frailninja March 16, 2016

curly squirrel 

During the throws of passion, ...your partner grasps and rotates the nut sack 180° degrees clockwise, whilst eating the asshole and stroking the dick.

Yo dude, that bitch just curly squirrel led my ass!

curly squirrel by cj9617 June 3, 2016

turbo squirrel 

A law-enforcement affiliated term for a suspect who is high on drugs and usually very jittery and nonstop movement as if you strapped a turbo to a squirrel.

2215- comp, turbo squirrel in progress.

turbo squirrel by Turbo Squirrel August 25, 2016

scanner squirrel 

A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.

"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"

"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"

" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"

scanner squirrel by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017

icy squirrel 

A blowjob where the blower has an ice cube in each side of their mouth, which puffs out their cheeks. This is believed to have originated in a rural shanty-town called Yarmouth in the South-Eastern part of Canada, however this lore is yet to be confirmed.

Last night she gave me the ol' icy squirrel

icy squirrel by Peter Fidler November 7, 2017

b squirrel 

a wang tang jang sang bang

the boi is a b squirrel

b squirrel by Emma mapother January 18, 2018

Angery Squirrel 

The crazy friend that climbs up trees and throws pine cones at you from in the tree

The angery squirrel is angery

Angery Squirrel by Merissa Lingtoe May 21, 2018