Felony Speed 

Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).

Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."

Felony Speed by Sky_Pirate7222 November 30, 2010

Kony-Speed 

The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.

"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"

"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"

Kony-Speed by Lenny Laserdisc August 17, 2012

verbal speed bump 

An item that many people need to slow the random stuff that comes spilling out of their mouth, giving them time to consider if it really should be said at all.

Joe's lack of a verbal speed bump has cost him many friends.

verbal speed bump by flufferbot June 2, 2016

Ground Speed Check 

To humble an arrogant person; To knock someone down a peg; To overshadow another person, particularly someone who is arrogant or someone who has upstaged someone else.

Derived from the semi famous SR-71 groundspeed check story.

Person 1: I just finished another great medium article. Pretty good if I do say so myself.

Person 2: Boy my op ed was just published in The New York Times.

Person 3: Now that's what I call a ground speed check.

Ground Speed Check by Legnut March 23, 2017

Chicken-speed 

A guy who has intercourse as fast as a chicken.

Chicks know him to be a chicken-speed.

Chicken-speed by Well Shookspear May 22, 2018

Massachusetts Speed Bump 

A Pothole.

You can't go fast down those little side streets, otherwise those Massachusetts speed bumps will wreck your cah.

Massachusetts Speed Bump by Hehe_Boobs September 3, 2018

scarlet speed 

Quickie sex with a woman who is menstruating.

It's been that time of the month for my old lady but I still managed to scarlet speed 7 times!

scarlet speed by DanTheMan1__ September 21, 2018