Secret tunnel

It’s your period tunnel

Girl: I have blood coming out of my secret tunnel

Boy: interesting

by Hanan.da.banan🍌 October 4, 2020

Victoria's Secret

The act of putting a warm wet towel on the genitals of your partner after ejaculation.

"Does she know Victoria's Secret?"
"Yes and it's amazing!"

by R3V0LN0G4RD November 21, 2018

Victorias Secret Bottle

A very large/wide dick. As round as a Victoria's Secret Body Double Mist bottle.

Damn, his Victorias Secret bottle really made me weak last night.

by Dank ass March 3, 2008

Ancient chinese secret

The thing that retarded chinese man blabbers about.

-In my lair captured-
You: OMFG!! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!!!!!!11111
Me: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU ARE NOW TRAPPED WITH CHINESE DUCT TAPE!!!! *thunder storm* BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
You: Hmm...there must be some way to get out of here... *uses a............thing* YESSSSSSSSSSS
-3 hours later-
Me: WTF HOW DID THEY GET OUT?!
*chinese man pops out from nowhere*
Chinese man: Ancient chinese secret.. *brings scissors*
Me: Fuck.

by Light dragon (Anti-ED person) September 23, 2010

Secret Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)

George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 27, 2007

Victoria Secret

Always accepted and difficult.

"Have you gotten Victoria secret?"

"It's difficult."

by phili 000 February 8, 2010

secret weapon

A girl that you keep secret and just use for sex. Not good enough to take out in public, just good enough to keep around in case everything else falls through.

No action on a Friday night, resort to the secret weapon.

by UMCRider January 26, 2011