Self-Definition

I'm an EvOlUtIoNaRy BiOlOgIsT!

Hym "I donno my self-definition is pretty vague. But what makes you think you know myself better than I do? From where I sit, it's looking like I exist deeper in your psyche than you do in mine. What am I doing in there? Do you know what I'm doing in MINE? Fucking your daughter... Up against a hotel room wall... From the back... Wait, I don't know if she's tall enough for that... If not, there's a stepping stool.... Oh! Well shit! I guess I DO know what I'm doing in your head! Your daughter! I mean... NOW. Maybe I wasn't a second ago but I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AREN'T I!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Self care

I switched the time zone, but what do I know?
Spendin' nights hitchhikin', where will I go?
I could fly home, with my eyes closed
But it'd get kinda hard to see, that's no surprise though
And you could find me, I ain't hidin'
I don't move my feet when I be glidin'
I just slide in and then I roll out

Self care-rip Mac miller 2018

by Mac fan rip Mac miller 2018 September 19, 2023

Self-sabotage

Something your brain does to you when you find something your heart feels it's amazing, but due to some unfortunate circumstances and bad decisions on both sides, your brain now tries to distract you from the person/thing you want so much due to past trauma so your heart won't get hurt with all this intrusive thoughts and things that you could do.

Pers1: Hey, how is the thing you have going on with that guy you like so much?

Pers2: I feel like my brain is trying to self-sabotage it, cause it gives me all this intrusive thoughts and makes me say dumb shit, so I'm working on it, cause I really don't want to lose him. I'm trying to understand my emotions and thoughts better.

by Im7 October 9, 2023

self sanchez

When you thumb your own arse and then give yourself a chocolate moustache

I was all alone after taking a dump, so while I wiped, I took the opportunity to self-sanchez

by CKFun February 11, 2004

Self Proclaimed Pimp

1). A poser that belives that he can easuly throw money at a problem and mack any girl possible any time they want.
2). These self made pimps are only popular through money and buying friends off when they are really at the bottom of the social chain without their riches and hollow personalities.

"Brett and that kid that starts with a P are self proclaimed pimps because the only reason girls even look at them is because they throw money at everything in life."

by Nic from the Roc May 14, 2008

Self-actualized asshole

When a guy knows and realizes he's an asshole and doesn't owe anyone an apology for being himself, he's a self-actualized asshole.

Guy 1-The feminist thinks you should apologize to her for something you said or did.
Guy 2-She's the kind of girl that thinks the world owes her an apology and a hug because she was born a female, she may move on past the bullshit attitude she has used to control the males in her life, or she might keep it and still get no apology it doesn't matter to me which option she chooses. I'm a self-actualized asshole, I know.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2017

Self hating Bengali

A Bengali or person belong to the group that hates on other Bengalis/Bangladesh all while supporting policies that harm their own people, or supporting countries or groups that do.

Guy 1: Why is that Rohingya person defending Myanmar and saying Bengalis opressed them?

Guy 2: Must be a self hating Bengali

by Loonazim October 29, 2021