shark riding

Having sexual relations with a woman who is in a shark costume or masterbaiting while watching jaws or sexual intercourse between two sharks

Ex: Nicholas is into shark riding and it is the only way he can get off sexually

by shark riding co. October 7, 2017

Little Red Riding Hood

When a "nigger" uses a condom for a change and rails his woman so hard that her pussy is red for days afterwards.

Guy 1: Hey dude what is up?
Guy2: I just railed this girl last weekend and she still has a red vagina.
Guy 1: nice Little Red Riding Hood

by Gamer4862 December 10, 2018

Riding the Gravy Train

Sitting on the shitter with a case of diarrhea.

Man, that fish went right through me. I was riding the gravy train all night.

by pilotstig December 24, 2010

riding the brown plastic pony

Using cough syrup that contains Dextromethorphan to get high.

"That guy was going on about the secret meaning of Xenogears...he must have been riding the brown plastic pony!"

by Glowing Fish May 25, 2006

Riding Shotgun

To blow your brains out or contemplate the same.

I'm feeling a lot better. I'm no longer riding shotgun.

by Whiskey Peter January 3, 2008

Raising the Bar

A sexual act involving four people of varying heights. The shortest of the four must be on their knees blowing or eating out the next person taller than her. That person the does the same to the person taller than them abduction so on until they resemble the At&t Commercials.

Miranda-Oh hey! I called you last night but you never picked up?
Erika-Oh that's because i was raising the bar with a couple friends :/
Miranda- And you didn't invite me?
Erika- There were already four of us:/

by schmooterpie January 9, 2012

Riding the Tiger

When you stick your cock in your wife/girlfriends ass and then tell her how good her sister/mother was the night before. See how long you can hang on.

I was riding the tiger for all it was worth last night.

by Bluebonneville March 8, 2011